mood: some kind of wonderful...
listening to: "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
watching: "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"

"Take saline solution and get so polluted that komoto dragons will not bite you." - the all-mighty Jon Stewart.



Jon Stewart is God. Okay, so not really, but he's so funny that he might as well be. He is so great; I laugh at EVERYTHING he says. He could look at a flower and say something like "it smells" and just the way he would say it, I would probably laugh for ten minutes straight. And that's not because I'm special...it's because he is sooooo funny.

"If the glove don't fit then you must acquit."

Johnny Cochran...what would we do without him? First of all, OJ would be in jail, and second of all, I would have nothing to tell people about wearing condoms and sex. Simple as that. Thank you, Johnny Cochran.

Okay, so that song really doesn't seem to fit my mood at the moment, but it's such a beautiful song and it comes from "Love Actually" which I am obsessed with... that I have to listen to it. It's just... love, actually. And yes, you may actually hit me the next time you see me because of that lame joke.

Jon Peter Lewis was kicked off 'American Idol' tonight. He and I dance EXACTLY the same. Why the hell was he kicked off?! If I were to meet him, I would dance for him. We would be dancing queens; it would be a match made in heaven. Someone told me I should then go try out for Simon. First of all, if he actually let me dance, he would tell me that a dead snake could dance better than me and I would laugh and say "Actually, you are wrong. A dead fly could dance better than me." Or, if he didn't let me try out, he would hand me one hundred dollars and say "Get the hell out of here" with that weird British/New Yorkish accent that Hugh Grant (sigh at this moment, please) does in "Mickey Blue Eyes" and I would say "You loser, learn to speak like a New Yorker correctly." "You are from New York?" he would ask me. "No, asswipe, I am from Jersey. Same difference. Now give me my money." and then I would storm out. Ooohh...a girl can dream.

I'm out.

wicked...what it is.

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mood: feeling so much better
listening to: "All American Girl" by Train
watching: ...you....



"Tell me what it's like to be the one and only all-American girl....the all-American girl...the all amazing, crazy girl."

I'll tell you what it's like....

Okay, I won't because I don't know.

TRAIN ROCKS MY WORLD. I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM. THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

Just wanted to get that off my chest, thanks.

I love driving. How can you not love driving? Just the power of it all. I love the freedom, being able to drive faster than anyone would ever be able to run. I am in control of something and I LOVE it so much...I don't even know really how to describe it. I just am in love with driving. Whenever I cannot drive, I miss it so much; I feel like a part of me has been stolen. I feel like shouting to the world "what happened to my freedom, baby?!"

Is it just or does time seem to be non-existant anymore? Whenever I need a lot of time, it seems to just fly by and suddenly I'm sitting down, looking around, wondering where it has gone. Someone steals it from me and then finally gives it back only when I don't need it. However, whenever I want time to move by quickly, it seems that time decides that it missed me so much from speeding by before that it will stick around extra long and move extra slowly, just so we can get to know each other again. What the fuck is up with that? Why can't time do what I want it to do? When I want it to move quickly, why doesn't it? And how come when I want it to move slowly, it moves fast?! Man, time and I need to have a talk.

Y'know what I really wish: I wish I had a time-turner. I wish that, because time moves so quickly, that I could go back and time and watch and/or do it all over again. Maybe that way, I would actually remember what I did and not have to sit and think about it. Or then I could etch things into my mind, like those Etch 'N' Sketch things. I used to play with that thing a lot...I sucked at it as well.

TRAIN ROCKS MY WORLD.

Maude.

Out...

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watching: eh...nothing
listening to: "kiss me fool" by febe dobson
mood: happy!!!!


What the hell is up with these stupid pop-ups? I go to any website - even my school website - and I get attacked with pop-ups. They overwhelm me because they slow the computer down and then the computer gets confused. I think my computer and I might be related because we both get confused easily and then we slow down. Hmm...maybe we were "made" for each other. Okay, that's a little freaky...even for me.

Random: did you know that penguins can jump six feet in the air?

That smiley seemed to fit.

If only I wasn't a college student, I think I might have boycotted Wal-Mart (Wally, to you, Outrageous.) I had a bitch of a sales lady yesterday; she was sooo mean! She would not help me at all. I don't care if I'm a college student, I'm still a paying customer. Meanie-old lady. I have a name for you: BITCH.

all right...I'm out. MAUDE. (you know what that means.)


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mood: i'm all right at the moment
watching: was watching "Newlyweds" for an ego boost...
listening to: "Toxic" by Britney Spears...I need some dance music!

So yeah, I walked back into my room and I realized that I really needed to go to the bathroom. (I know, you needed to know that, but there is a point, I swear it.) I went into the bathroom and suddenly I heard this girl say "Hey Mom..." and suddenly the toilet flushed! I listened and she was leaving a message on the phone for her mom while she had been going to the bathroom!

There's nothing to say like "I respect you" by calling someone while you're in the bathroom. I tell my mama that I love her by wiping my snot on her sleeve. Wait...you don't do that?

I just don't understand; you call your parents to tell them that you love them by calling them while you're sitting on the john. It doesn't make sense.



I want a place where I can just go and listen to music. Kind of like a jazz bar or something. I want to sit, eat dinner, and just listen to music. Anyone else feel that way? How come nowhereville has none of this? Because out here, the cows rule the world and so does the stench of their shit.

Out.

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watching: revolution song
listening to: fefe dobson
mood: happy


yeah, so today has been good so far. the weather is beautiful and i'm LOVING it. nothing much has happened, especially since i've just joined this. however, life is good thus far; i'm enjoying it.

shout out to my sisters; i love y'all!

to the rest of you, peace out.

wicked...what it is.

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